"Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do."
— Ronald Reagan
"Let me be absolutely clear. Israel is a strong friend of Israel’s."
— Barack Obama
"The three-martini lunch is the epitome of American efficiency."
— Gerald Ford
"I think war is a very dangerous place."
— George W. Bush
"This would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it."
— John Adams
"Do they think that I am such a damned fool as to think myself fit for President of the United States? No, sir; I know what I am fit for. I can command a body of men in a rough way, but I am not fit to be President."
— Andrew Jackson
"Negro equality! Fudge!! How long, in the government of a God, great enough to make and maintain this Universe, shall there continue to be knaves to vend, and fools to gulp, so low a piece of demagogism as this?"
— Abraham Lincoln
"Let the black man vote when he is fit to vote."
— Warren G. Harding
"Adlai Stevenson was a man who could never make up his mind whether he had to go to the bathroom or not."
— Harry Truman
"A baby is an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other."
— Ronald Reagan
